We couldn't find the beer cozies

[Morticia]

Oddest request yet - beer cozies.
Guests were actually searching for them and finally rang the bell. Why would a b&b supply beer cozies? I do have beer glasses, but no cozies.

 

[TheBeachHouse]

Wow. That’s a new one.
I dislike it when guests start opening cupboards and searching. I’ve already put out everything I think you need.

 

[Morticia]

Wow. That’s a new one.
I dislike it when guests start opening cupboards and searching. I’ve already put out everything I think you need..

They weren't opening anything they shouldn't have. Just an odd 'omission' on our part.

 

[NC Innkeeper]

Said with a redneck accent, "So next time you at that there Walmart you ought get you some of dim".