Ugh! The Drive-by's (one nighters) in my cottage have been a complete PITA before they even showe up! Tell me they'll be here at 4, show up at 6:45. Of course this is on a day when I would have liked to have gone to the neighborhood picnic at 5 and said I would be there.
Then, whey they show up, they march right into my kitchen, breezing right past the 'private' sign on the kitchen door. I almost ran smack into the guy. Then they want this and that and directions and suggestions to everywhere. Then they complain about security (we're in the country, for pete's sake!! have never had a cow or other farm animal break-in to steal anything)
This morning at breakfast, they want turkey sausage, having never mentioned that they don't care for pork. Of course, I made pork for everyone else, so the remainder of their breakfast was probably cold while I tried to hurry up and make the turkey sausage. The guy brings his very large travel mug and fills it several times. Then, the woman says to me, "oh, with such perfect reviews on Trip Advisor, that's why we chose this place, you just hate to be the first one who says anything negative." OMG!! THis is after the lady compliments me on the room and the hot tub and how lovely everything is, especially the complimentary port and wine.
Just waiting for the review at this point...lord help me!.