INNKEEPING IS NOT FOR WIMPS
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE
Things they never told you about being an innkeeper
When people are thinking of taking their first steps toward innkeeping, many around them are quick to give advice. They will warn of the toil involved, the strength of character and the stamina that are needed, the long hours... But however much warning is given, one is always quick to disregard it and shrug one's shoulders because really, how hard can it be?
After years of innkeeping, we have seen hundreds come and go, many who lose it all in the transaction, from marriages to financial ruin; eager at the start but quickly disenchanted and just as eager to get out. But you cannot just walk away, the investment is too large. Only a small percentage of people who walk into the world of innkeeping stay there once faced with this harsh environment.
Below is a list that we compiled of all the realities of day to day life as an innkeeper, based on our own experiences. This is AFTER you own the inn,
not the process leading up to it!
What you can expect from making a living as an innkeeper:
1. You'll almost always have a false smile on your face, to welcome guests who are happily on vacation (even when exhausted, sick or worse).
2. You'll always meet new people but have few friendships, because your social life deteriorates into non-existence.
3. You'll find it hard to start relationships because alone time will become a precious thing.
4. Your sense of humour will degrade into the politically correct and socially acceptable as you have to watch your p’s and q’s all the time.
5. You'll eventually start swearing like a sailor in the privacy of the kitchen when dealing with difficult people on a regular basis.
6. You'll turn into an anorak/monomaniac and always turn all conversations back to the inn, as this is what people want to ask you about.
7. You'll earn a pittance for years/decades, if you earn anything at all.
8. You'll gain a vast amount of weight, as in the freshman 15 as you can’t see beautiful food wasted, so whatever is left from afternoon refreshments you eat.
9. You'll never ever have a tan ever again, you only go outside to go shopping or business chores.
10. You will spend every waking hour marketing your inn.
11. You will learn all social media, because you have to, not because you like it.
12. Your knees will get destroyed.
13. You'll live in a constant state of sleep deprivation, indefinitely.
14. You'll have to ask your friends to plan everything around your schedule, which is in complete opposition with their availability, because you work every weekend, and every day.
15. You'll become of a very highly strung nature, quick to have an answer for everything, as that is expected of you.
16. You'll become more prone to temper flare ups with those you love.
17. Your awareness of other people's lack of efficiency and common sense will increase and your tolerance of it will decrease. A GPS is not the best thing since sliced bread!
18. You'll spend the largest part of your life cooped up in a small, undecorated room with poor ventilation, high temperatures, other people’s noise, humidity, no natural light and no windows, with a strangers who will become your only social interactions.
19. You’ll soon feel like Dr Phil when guests pour out their lives traumas to you, without asking them.
COMPLETE LIST ON INNTERACTIVE INNS here.
Thank you to Kloii for Wake up and smell the cake
here.
"50 things they never told you about being a chef"
which was the inspiration for our INNKEEPING IS NOT FOR WIMPS tribute..