Morticia
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We don't host weddings but we get a lot of wedding guests, parents of bridal couple, etc. This weekend as an example. 3 different weddings booked rooms rooms with us. Out of 7 rooms, 4 rooms did not eat breakfast and did not bother to tell us they were not eating. I gave a whole quiche to my friend who fed it to her kids.Unbelievable....a week has past since I posted the original horror wedding e-mail I get another e-mail from my friend and this weekend she had another horror wedding!
"Another interesting wedding....I only have interesting weddings.
The bride and groom were young, only mid 20's and working on masters degree. They were a really sweet couple however their "friends" were an interesting lot. The only thing they were working on was destroying their liver. They began drinking hard alcohol shortly after breakfast, for all I know they never quit from the night before. During breakfast I over heard one of the "friends" tell a group of guys they were making a booze run; she needed a fifth of whiskey. I could not help myself so I looked at her with my please let this not be happening again and I am about to explode into screaming out of control Innkeeper look; she obviously mis-read my expression. With a very straight face she asked if I was jealous; if I wanted they would be happy to pick me up a fifth. "You have got to be kidding, do I look like I am jealous". I said. What I really wanted was to kick her out of the Lodge, but not before she cleaned the carnage in the bathroom from the night before. With bare hands, on her hands and knees and with a toothpick!!!
Wedding came and as usual, very loud. About 9:00 I heard some popping sound. My first thought was that someone was shooting a gun, then when the popping did not go away, DH and I realized they were shooting off fireworks; big fireworks, big illegal fireworks. Good thing it rained yesterday!
They trashed my rooms, left garbage and cigarette butts everywhere including rooms. Filled my dumpster with enough garbage that I have to call for a special pick up. Here is the hilarious part; they are the typical into saving the planet, vegetarians...bla,bla,bla.
I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.
Only one wedding left. I keep telling myself I am getting $6 grand a weekend. I am raising my fee.".
One room clearly stated there were 2 guests staying even tho the bride dropped off 4 gift bags. You got it, they lied. They snuck out at 7:30 AM and left the heat blasting, the TV on, all the lights on and all their wet towels on the chairs. Too hard to drop them on the bathroom floor I guess.
Even groups don't tend to behave as poorly as wedding guests.