Guest from hell last week insisted that we rotate the mattress for her. Well, it would have been nice for her to remove all her crap from atop the bed before she left for the day. Geeze!.
sheesh - do they want you to rotate their tires for them, too?
"Ma'am, modern mattresses are not flippable, but we rotate them on a regular basis."
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undersea said:
sheesh - do they want you to rotate their tires for them, too?
"Ma'am, modern mattresses are not flippable, but we rotate them on a regular basis."
We had a hold over from the PO's who expected us to wash his car. I laughed because I thought it was a joke. Thankfully, they never came back.
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"Well sir/ma'am, if you stay until the next rainstorm at full rate, we will throw on a couple squirts of Dawn for no cost..."
Seriously, a major takeaway I have from all the conversations is, that we offer a base set of services: Clean room, nice breakfast, basic recommendations, etc. And we will have some add-on services.
You need 90 minutes of concierge service, wedding planner, trip planning that is $75 (whatever) an hour
if available. Prepaid. You want 600 pounds of luggage carried up and then down from your third floor room for a 1 night stay, that is $15 a bag. Prepaid. Shall I book this service for you?
People who ask things like this either get a phone book or a serious markup that covers finding an outside service plus my profit.
Time is Money. Once you start doing the bizarre, your profit for that guest goes out the window.
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