A Better Way to Stay
I retweeted it and added the link to Facebook then read it.
Wait did that say "who'll carry your baggage?" Excuse me, sheesh! a play on words, me no likey.
I especially like #8. (I was just at Mom's helping her with Christmas cards. I was about 10 minutes away from stipping nekkid when it was time for her to go to the dining room for lunch.)
Please don't open the windows if you're too warm! Oddly, with storm windows (which must not be common in most of the country) guests can open the windows all they want, the storm windows make sure the heat doesn't go outside.