Running the risk of being offensive....BUT...why....oh WHY??? Even with years of experience....?

[YellowSocks]

ROTFLOL!

 

[Copperhead]

This discussion just plain stinks!!!

 

[Innkeep]

Here's one answer to the problem. They need a target in the bowl.

 

[DaisyMae]

not to change the subject, but, i love this little guy! can we add him to the other smileys?

 

[DaisyMae]

oh my! what did i do to him!?

 

[Proud Texan]

oh my! what did i do to him!?.

oh my! what did i do to him!?

you must have resized it.

 

[gillumhouse]

not to change the subject, but, i love this little guy! can we add him to the other smileys?.

I like that A-bomb size. It REALLY shows feeling!

 

[ginocat]

There is no really good reason why a man has to stand up!!!!

 

[Proud Texan]

There is no really good reason why a man has to stand up!!!!.

There is no really good reason why a man has to stand up!!!!

Because we can!

 

[ginocat]

There is no really good reason why a man has to stand up!!!!.

There is no really good reason why a man has to stand up!!!!

Because we can!

.

My DH used to be a flight attendent on Pan Am and that made him realize how messy men can be in the standing position. From that point on, bless his wonderful heart, he is a gentleman!! More men should think and act that way. BTW, women can stand up as well!

 

[Proud Texan]

There is no really good reason why a man has to stand up!!!!.

There is no really good reason why a man has to stand up!!!!

Because we can!

.

My DH used to be a flight attendent on Pan Am and that made him realize how messy men can be in the standing position. From that point on, bless his wonderful heart, he is a gentleman!! More men should think and act that way. BTW, women can stand up as well!
.

BTW, women can stand up as well!

Talk about messy!

I was trained properly to lift the seat AND if there were any misses, to clean them up. Please don't lump all men into one category.
When I clean our toilets, most of the time it's hard to tell if anyone has even used it. Most people have been properly potty trained. There are just a few dysfunctional fire hoses that give the rest of us guys a bad rep.

 

[ginocat]

There is no really good reason why a man has to stand up!!!!.

There is no really good reason why a man has to stand up!!!!

Because we can!

.

My DH used to be a flight attendent on Pan Am and that made him realize how messy men can be in the standing position. From that point on, bless his wonderful heart, he is a gentleman!! More men should think and act that way. BTW, women can stand up as well!
.

BTW, women can stand up as well!

Talk about messy!

I was trained properly to lift the seat AND if there were any misses, to clean them up. Please don't lump all men into one category.
When I clean our toilets, most of the time it's hard to tell if anyone has even used it. Most people have been properly potty trained. There are just a few dysfunctional fire hoses that give the rest of us guys a bad rep.

.

Still and all - in the long run it's easier to sit down or shall we say that I'm told there is absolutely no reason for a man not to sit down so ....

 

[Proud Texan]

There is no really good reason why a man has to stand up!!!!.

There is no really good reason why a man has to stand up!!!!

Because we can!

.

My DH used to be a flight attendent on Pan Am and that made him realize how messy men can be in the standing position. From that point on, bless his wonderful heart, he is a gentleman!! More men should think and act that way. BTW, women can stand up as well!
.

BTW, women can stand up as well!

Talk about messy!

I was trained properly to lift the seat AND if there were any misses, to clean them up. Please don't lump all men into one category.
When I clean our toilets, most of the time it's hard to tell if anyone has even used it. Most people have been properly potty trained. There are just a few dysfunctional fire hoses that give the rest of us guys a bad rep.

.

Still and all - in the long run it's easier to sit down or shall we say that I'm told there is absolutely no reason for a man not to sit down so ....
.

Still and all - in the long run it's easier to sit down or shall we say that I'm told there is absolutely no reason for a man not to sit down so ....

REASON #1: Old knees that no longer work

REASON #2: Standing is easier and faster. (not always the neatest)

REASON #3: Because we can.

 

[ginocat]

Well, I assume you have to bend your knees sometimes!

Of course in our bathroom there's never an issue about leaving the toilet seat up or down either. My DH grew up in a male dominated/dominating society. He is a jewel among men who learned how to please women and work with them instead of against.
It's funny but when I clean a bathroom after 'women only' guests there are no messy issues. When I have male guests there are always messy issues!!!!!!!

 

[Proud Texan]

Well, I assume you have to bend your knees sometimes!

Of course in our bathroom there's never an issue about leaving the toilet seat up or down either. My DH grew up in a male dominated/dominating society. He is a jewel among men who learned how to please women and work with them instead of against.
It's funny but when I clean a bathroom after 'women only' guests there are no messy issues. When I have male guests there are always messy issues!!!!!!!.

Well, I assume you have to bend your knees sometimes!

Yeah, but it hurts like Hell.

Of course in our bathroom there's never an issue about leaving the toilet seat up or down either. My DH grew up in a male dominated/dominating society. He is a jewel among men who learned how to please women and work with them instead of against.

Once again, not everyman sprays the wall to mark his territory. I'm happy that your happy but not all men are messy!

It's funny but when I clean a bathroom after 'women only' guests there are no messy issues. When I have male guests there are always messy issues!!!!!!!

I guess you need to get a better class of male guests. We just don't have that problem.
Men have been peeing standing up since humans became bi-pedal. The modern commode has only been around a few hundred years, commode seats probably a lot less ( In fact there are still many places in the world where a seat is a luxury) You're not going to change things overnight.

 

[ginocat]

Well, I assume you have to bend your knees sometimes!

Of course in our bathroom there's never an issue about leaving the toilet seat up or down either. My DH grew up in a male dominated/dominating society. He is a jewel among men who learned how to please women and work with them instead of against.
It's funny but when I clean a bathroom after 'women only' guests there are no messy issues. When I have male guests there are always messy issues!!!!!!!.

Well, I assume you have to bend your knees sometimes!

Yeah, but it hurts like Hell.

Of course in our bathroom there's never an issue about leaving the toilet seat up or down either. My DH grew up in a male dominated/dominating society. He is a jewel among men who learned how to please women and work with them instead of against.

Once again, not everyman sprays the wall to mark his territory. I'm happy that your happy but not all men are messy!

It's funny but when I clean a bathroom after 'women only' guests there are no messy issues. When I have male guests there are always messy issues!!!!!!!

I guess you need to get a better class of male guests. We just don't have that problem.
Men have been peeing standing up since humans became bi-pedal. The modern commode has only been around a few hundred years, commode seats probably a lot less ( In fact there are still many places in the world where a seat is a luxury) You're not going to change things overnight.
.

It's not just the walls. Rim of toilet, etc.etc

 

[Proud Texan]

Well, I assume you have to bend your knees sometimes!

Of course in our bathroom there's never an issue about leaving the toilet seat up or down either. My DH grew up in a male dominated/dominating society. He is a jewel among men who learned how to please women and work with them instead of against.
It's funny but when I clean a bathroom after 'women only' guests there are no messy issues. When I have male guests there are always messy issues!!!!!!!.

Well, I assume you have to bend your knees sometimes!

Yeah, but it hurts like Hell.

Of course in our bathroom there's never an issue about leaving the toilet seat up or down either. My DH grew up in a male dominated/dominating society. He is a jewel among men who learned how to please women and work with them instead of against.

Once again, not everyman sprays the wall to mark his territory. I'm happy that your happy but not all men are messy!

It's funny but when I clean a bathroom after 'women only' guests there are no messy issues. When I have male guests there are always messy issues!!!!!!!

I guess you need to get a better class of male guests. We just don't have that problem.
Men have been peeing standing up since humans became bi-pedal. The modern commode has only been around a few hundred years, commode seats probably a lot less ( In fact there are still many places in the world where a seat is a luxury) You're not going to change things overnight.
.

It's not just the walls. Rim of toilet, etc.etc
.

It's not just the walls. Rim of toilet, etc.etc

It's going to happen. Accept it and move on.

 

[ginocat]

LOL!! I didn't start the thread.

 

[Proud Texan]

LOL!! I didn't start the thread..

LOL!! I didn't start the thread.

Don't get pissed!