[FONT= 'Lucida Grande']"Nobody on his deathbed ever said, "I wish I had spent more time at the office." ~Paul Tsongas[/FONT]
Innkeeper paraphrase:
[FONT= 'Lucida Grande']"Nobody on his deathbed ever said, "Stop! I will hold on while you call the inn in Virginia and tell them I am dying so you don't have to pay the cancellation fee!" ~JB[/FONT]