How many innkeepers does it take...

[user 26]

these are great!

 

[Copperhead]

Are you trying to say we innkeepers are always thinking???
Side tracking = multi-tasking!

 

[JBloggs]

Are you trying to say we innkeepers are always thinking???
Side tracking = multi-tasking!.

Are you trying to say we innkeepers are always thinking???
Side tracking = multi-tasking!

yep, that's what I am saying. Aren't we special!

 

[Silverspoon]

Are you trying to say we innkeepers are always thinking???
Side tracking = multi-tasking!.

Are you trying to say we innkeepers are always thinking???
Side tracking = multi-tasking!

yep, that's what I am saying. Aren't we special!
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How about this one?
Q: How many innkeepers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10
1 to turn the lightbulb and 9 to talk about the advantages of staying in the dark.

 

[gillumhouse]

Q: How many innkeepers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10
1 to screw in the bulb and 9 to discuss how hard it is to find help.

 

[charlie may]

You are all fun to know!

 

[happykeeper]

Are you trying to say we innkeepers are always thinking???
Side tracking = multi-tasking!.

Are you trying to say we innkeepers are always thinking???
Side tracking = multi-tasking!

yep, that's what I am saying. Aren't we special!
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and...
Q: How many innkeepers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10
9 to turn the lightbulb and 1 to go to the store to replace the lightbulb when it broke.

 

[Generic]

How many innkeepers does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but then you need the inspector to verify that the light is there and that it works. The insurance company to ensure that it is a safe lightbulb. The food and health people to ensure that the lightbulb is regularly washed with disinfectant. The city people to ensure you are licenced to have a lightbulb and finally the tax man to ensure that a percentage of the light's output is quantified in dollar amounts and forwarded to the revenue department.

 

[Lee2014]

How many innkeepers does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but then you need the inspector to verify that the light is there and that it works. The insurance company to ensure that it is a safe lightbulb. The food and health people to ensure that the lightbulb is regularly washed with disinfectant. The city people to ensure you are licenced to have a lightbulb and finally the tax man to ensure that a percentage of the light's output is quantified in dollar amounts and forwarded to the revenue department..

....and the guest to write their review of the lightbulb on TA!!!!!

 

[undersea]

1 to hold the Bulb and 9 to turn the Inn ?

 

[JBloggs]

Are you trying to say we innkeepers are always thinking???
Side tracking = multi-tasking!.

Are you trying to say we innkeepers are always thinking???
Side tracking = multi-tasking!

yep, that's what I am saying. Aren't we special!
.

How about this one?
Q: How many innkeepers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10
1 to turn the lightbulb and 9 to talk about the advantages of staying in the dark.
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YEAH BABY! Now your'e all cookin' with gas!

 

[happykeeper]

1 to hold the Bulb and 9 to turn the Inn ?.

cute

 

[Lee2014]

We changed a lightbulb today!!!!!!!! It took two innkeepers, two lightbulbs (old one switched to new one), a ladder, and a light switch!

 

[Ice]

1 to hold the Bulb and 9 to turn the Inn ?.

1 to hold the Bulb and 9 to turn the Inn ?

 

[gillumhouse]

Q: How many innkeepers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 0
The ceiling in the shower is 12 ft high - I will call the plumber. It will be worth it to :
1 - Not have carry and climb a ladder
2 - Not have to worry about falling off said ladder
3 - my knees said Bless your heart, and meant it

 

[happykeeper]

Q: How many innkeepers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 0
The ceiling in the shower is 12 ft high - I will call the plumber. It will be worth it to :
1 - Not have carry and climb a ladder
2 - Not have to worry about falling off said ladder
3 - my knees said Bless your heart, and meant it.

So perhaps the question should be, "How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

 

[gillumhouse]

Q: How many innkeepers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 0
The ceiling in the shower is 12 ft high - I will call the plumber. It will be worth it to :
1 - Not have carry and climb a ladder
2 - Not have to worry about falling off said ladder
3 - my knees said Bless your heart, and meant it.

So perhaps the question should be, "How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
.

Probably 2 - 1 to screw in the bulb and one to hold the ladder. The plumber always sends 2.

 

[JBloggs]

Q: How many innkeepers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10
1 to turn the light bulb and 9 to google the inn and their light bulb and gasp if they are not found on page 1 in the organic listings.

 

[JBloggs]

Q: How many innkeepers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10
1 to turn the ligh tbulb and 9 to write a management response to a pita who complained about not enough light in their bathroom to apply makeup.

 

[JBloggs]

Q: How many innkeepers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10
1 to turn the light bulb and 9 to post photo of it on facebook showing a new light bulb has been installed.