Feeling old and boring...

[Lee2014]

… So I'm glad our guests don't fall asleep in the dining room in the morning. I mean we are so unentertaining. Just eat that food! Like this: Gomez and Morticia do the Breakfast Dance. Specific and Generic put on a comedy show. Chris and Shelley have top rate musicians playing during breakfast. The Cats have the Iceberg Parade. Joey does juggling acts. Gillum have coffee and tea tours. And don't forget Breakfast Diva! At least I serve breakfast to our guest unlike Arks...
( I hope you could read the teasing and joking between the lines!

) I get mischievous when I'm guestless…..

 

[JBloggs]

This is what we serve for breakfast from now on...
You want Sugar Free? Gluten Free? Soy Free? Lactose Free? Pork Free? Egg Free?

 

[Anon Inn]

Duff, I just switch on the breakfast music and let 'em talk amongst themselves. Look at it this way: if we aren't engaged in long conversations, the food won't be burning on the stove!

 

[Lee2014]

This is what we serve for breakfast from now on...
You want Sugar Free? Gluten Free? Soy Free? Lactose Free? Pork Free? Egg Free?

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This is what we serve for breakfast from now on...
You want Sugar Free? Gluten Free? Soy Free? Lactose Free? Pork Free? Egg Free?

"But can't I have mine cut in slices?!?"
"Do you have peanut butter to put on them?"
"Could I have Ranch Dressing?"
"What's that?"
"Is it organic?"

 

[Lee2014]

Duff, I just switch on the breakfast music and let 'em talk amongst themselves. Look at it this way: if we aren't engaged in long conversations, the food won't be burning on the stove!.

Duff, I just switch on the breakfast music and let 'em talk amongst themselves. Look at it this way: if we aren't engaged in long conversations, the food won't be burning on the stove!

Same here, though we do go in to check on the buffet and get talking.

 

[nataliebee]

Our breakfasts usually go like this: Daddy Innkeeper cooks the breakfast, hired server/housekeeper runs the food, Baby Innkeeper runs to greet the guests in her little sleeper and Mama is still in her jammies, apologizing profusely (it happens every day). People love it. On days that Mama serves, she fulfills her hosting duties by being her sassy witty self and hope guests "get" the humour. Most do.
Other than that, the tables are set up as a 4-top, 8-top and 10-top. We let them choose the seat and pray they make friends...

 

[nataliebee]

This is what we serve for breakfast from now on...
You want Sugar Free? Gluten Free? Soy Free? Lactose Free? Pork Free? Egg Free?

.

This is what we serve for breakfast from now on...
You want Sugar Free? Gluten Free? Soy Free? Lactose Free? Pork Free? Egg Free?

"But can't I have mine cut in slices?!?"
"Do you have peanut butter to put on them?"
"Could I have Ranch Dressing?"
"What's that?"
"Is it organic?"
.

This is what we serve for breakfast from now on...
You want Sugar Free? Gluten Free? Soy Free? Lactose Free? Pork Free? Egg Free?

"But can't I have mine cut in slices?!?"
"Do you have peanut butter to put on them?"
"Could I have Ranch Dressing?"
"What's that?"
"Is it organic?"

"I really would have preferred a crispier option, 5/10"

 

[Generic]

This is what we serve for breakfast from now on...
You want Sugar Free? Gluten Free? Soy Free? Lactose Free? Pork Free? Egg Free?

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I'd like my celery peeled, please. And dunked in a lovely bloody mary, thank you.
Do you have that in a Canadian option? I'd like it in a lovely bloody ceasar, thank you.

 

[Flower]

This is what we serve for breakfast from now on...
You want Sugar Free? Gluten Free? Soy Free? Lactose Free? Pork Free? Egg Free?

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Oh Yes please .. I like mine with nut free peanut butter with spray free raisins on top.

 

[Highlands John]

This is what we serve for breakfast from now on...
You want Sugar Free? Gluten Free? Soy Free? Lactose Free? Pork Free? Egg Free?

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So..... would you like ketchup with your steamed tomato??

 

[Generic]

This is what we serve for breakfast from now on...
You want Sugar Free? Gluten Free? Soy Free? Lactose Free? Pork Free? Egg Free?

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Oh Yes please .. I like mine with nut free peanut butter with spray free raisins on top.

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Are you sure you don't want the canned spray cheese?

 

[2cat_lady]

This is what we serve for breakfast from now on...
You want Sugar Free? Gluten Free? Soy Free? Lactose Free? Pork Free? Egg Free?

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Oh Yes please .. I like mine with nut free peanut butter with spray free raisins on top.

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Are you sure you don't want the canned spray cheese?
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Yes! Spicy Caesar, extra hot. I want it to bite back. Hmm. I think I have all the ingredients.....

 

[gillumhouse]

But I AM old and boring. It gets too comfortable sometimes.

 

[Roxanne Trees]

I do look at breakfast as an opportunity for stand up comedy with a captive audience.

 

[Generic]

I do look at breakfast as an opportunity for stand up comedy with a captive audience.

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I'm known for my bad jokes. (I have good ones, but well, you can't always tell those in mixed company.)
Where did the peg-legged pirate go for breakfast? IHOP

 

[Morticia]

I do look at breakfast as an opportunity for stand up comedy with a captive audience.

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I do look at breakfast as an opportunity for stand up comedy with a captive audience.

Oh dear. Me, too.

 

[Anon Inn]

This is what we serve for breakfast from now on...
You want Sugar Free? Gluten Free? Soy Free? Lactose Free? Pork Free? Egg Free?

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" ummmm.......is that organic locally sourced celery...., and is the cutting board never used for meat?...and has your water been tested?...... I just read on Facebook that....."
<quickly scuttles back under GF vegan politically correct historically accurate rock>

 

[Arks]

At least I serve breakfast to our guest unlike Arks...

Hey! Time out! I give them mini-moos! Pure half & half. Are you saying some people want more than that for breakfast? That's really decadent. People are starving in Africa.

 

[Roxanne Trees]

This is what we serve for breakfast from now on...
You want Sugar Free? Gluten Free? Soy Free? Lactose Free? Pork Free? Egg Free?

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"But will that give me cellulite?"

 

[Lee2014]

At least I serve breakfast to our guest unlike Arks...

Hey! Time out! I give them mini-moos! Pure half & half. Are you saying some people want more than that for breakfast? That's really decadent. People are starving in Africa..

At least I serve breakfast to our guest unlike Arks...

Hey! Time out! I give them mini-moos! Pure half & half. Are you saying some people want more than that for breakfast? That's really decadent. People are starving in Africa.

Then they give out five star reviews! Hmm. I have to think this breakfast thing over again.