Blatant Travel Site Lies....

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http://cheezburger.com/5092869/25-blatant-travel-site-lies-and-what-they-really-mean

 

[gillumhouse]

SEE LOCAL HOT SPOTS
In West Virginia a Hot Spot is the gambling room with the "one-aremed bandits". Be aware.

 

[Generic]

SEE LOCAL HOT SPOTS
In West Virginia a Hot Spot is the gambling room with the "one-aremed bandits". Be aware..

There's a called call Lacrosse. La crosse is slang here for "self pleasure". Sometimes terms just don't translate.

 

[Morticia]

SEE LOCAL HOT SPOTS
In West Virginia a Hot Spot is the gambling room with the "one-aremed bandits". Be aware..

There's a called call Lacrosse. La crosse is slang here for "self pleasure". Sometimes terms just don't translate.
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There's a called call Lacrosse. La crosse is slang here for "self pleasure". Sometimes terms just don't translate.

I won't be telling any folks from your neck of the woods the name of my car...

 

[Generic]

SEE LOCAL HOT SPOTS
In West Virginia a Hot Spot is the gambling room with the "one-aremed bandits". Be aware..

There's a called call Lacrosse. La crosse is slang here for "self pleasure". Sometimes terms just don't translate.
.

There's a called call Lacrosse. La crosse is slang here for "self pleasure". Sometimes terms just don't translate.

I won't be telling any folks from your neck of the woods the name of my car...
.

And what... no one in the family chuckled when you bought it?

 

[Morticia]

SEE LOCAL HOT SPOTS
In West Virginia a Hot Spot is the gambling room with the "one-aremed bandits". Be aware..

There's a called call Lacrosse. La crosse is slang here for "self pleasure". Sometimes terms just don't translate.
.

There's a called call Lacrosse. La crosse is slang here for "self pleasure". Sometimes terms just don't translate.

I won't be telling any folks from your neck of the woods the name of my car...
.

And what... no one in the family chuckled when you bought it?
.

And what... no one in the family chuckled when you bought it?

No one across the border knows I have it. And everyone over here speaks 50's French and isn't up on the new slang.
(It was my mom's car, definitely not my style. But, beggars can't be choosers.)

 

[Generic]

SEE LOCAL HOT SPOTS
In West Virginia a Hot Spot is the gambling room with the "one-aremed bandits". Be aware..

There's a called call Lacrosse. La crosse is slang here for "self pleasure". Sometimes terms just don't translate.
.

There's a called call Lacrosse. La crosse is slang here for "self pleasure". Sometimes terms just don't translate.

I won't be telling any folks from your neck of the woods the name of my car...
.

And what... no one in the family chuckled when you bought it?
.

And what... no one in the family chuckled when you bought it?

No one across the border knows I have it. And everyone over here speaks 50's French and isn't up on the new slang.
(It was my mom's car, definitely not my style. But, beggars can't be choosers.)
.

Well, in case you need to check... http://www.je-parle-quebecois.com/lexique/definition/crosser.html