A sleigh of Christmas puns

[Morticia]

Loved Adams family, but hey, what's wrong with Bonanza??!!
Now you've got me started. I also loved The Big Valley and Maverick. Give me a western and I'll be happy, but I prefer the ones where a few saddles are emptied.
But then, I liked the dancing around the house too, Gomez with teeth clenched onto the stem of a rose. That's style!.

Loved Adams family, but hey, what's wrong with Bonanza??!!
Now you've got me started. I also loved The Big Valley and Maverick. Give me a western and I'll be happy, but I prefer the ones where a few saddles are emptied.
But then, I liked the dancing around the house too, Gomez with teeth clenched onto the stem of a rose. That's style!

i wanted something other than a western because my mother wouldn't let me have a toy gun like the guys ... did barbara stanwyck and linda evans carry one ... very frustrating!
i liked the morticia - gomez sword fights and the dancing (even tho her dress had octopus tentacles on the floor) but i didn't want gomez tossing his lit cigar across the room and kissing my sleeve and back if i said something in french. hey, i was a little kid, and he was so passionate ... always looking at her with a slightly crazed expression ... what can i say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRA3m_Se-q4

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I had the guns & the hat, too. Luckily? My dad didn't get a son on the first go round so I got all the 'boy' toys, too.

 

[Arks]

Loved Adams family, but hey, what's wrong with Bonanza??!!
Now you've got me started. I also loved The Big Valley and Maverick. Give me a western and I'll be happy, but I prefer the ones where a few saddles are emptied.
But then, I liked the dancing around the house too, Gomez with teeth clenched onto the stem of a rose. That's style!.

Loved Adams family, but hey, what's wrong with Bonanza??!!
Now you've got me started. I also loved The Big Valley and Maverick. Give me a western and I'll be happy, but I prefer the ones where a few saddles are emptied.
But then, I liked the dancing around the house too, Gomez with teeth clenched onto the stem of a rose. That's style!

i wanted something other than a western because my mother wouldn't let me have a toy gun like the guys ... did barbara stanwyck and linda evans carry one ... very frustrating!
i liked the morticia - gomez sword fights and the dancing (even tho her dress had octopus tentacles on the floor) but i didn't want gomez tossing his lit cigar across the room and kissing my sleeve and back if i said something in french. hey, i was a little kid, and he was so passionate ... always looking at her with a slightly crazed expression ... what can i say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRA3m_Se-q4

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did barbara stanwyck and linda evans carry one

Barkley women didn't carry guns, except when they needed to. If Victoria needs to use a pistol, Victoria can handle it. Strong women lived in the Big Valley!

 

[JBloggs]

Loved Adams family, but hey, what's wrong with Bonanza??!!
Now you've got me started. I also loved The Big Valley and Maverick. Give me a western and I'll be happy, but I prefer the ones where a few saddles are emptied.
But then, I liked the dancing around the house too, Gomez with teeth clenched onto the stem of a rose. That's style!.

Loved Adams family, but hey, what's wrong with Bonanza??!!
Now you've got me started. I also loved The Big Valley and Maverick. Give me a western and I'll be happy, but I prefer the ones where a few saddles are emptied.
But then, I liked the dancing around the house too, Gomez with teeth clenched onto the stem of a rose. That's style!

i wanted something other than a western because my mother wouldn't let me have a toy gun like the guys ... did barbara stanwyck and linda evans carry one ... very frustrating!
i liked the morticia - gomez sword fights and the dancing (even tho her dress had octopus tentacles on the floor) but i didn't want gomez tossing his lit cigar across the room and kissing my sleeve and back if i said something in french. hey, i was a little kid, and he was so passionate ... always looking at her with a slightly crazed expression ... what can i say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRA3m_Se-q4

.

did barbara stanwyck and linda evans carry one

Barkley women didn't carry guns, except when they needed to. If Victoria needs to use a pistol, Victoria can handle it. Strong women lived in the Big Valley!
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did barbara stanwyck and linda evans carry one

Barkley women didn't carry guns, except when they needed to. If Victoria needs to use a pistol, Victoria can handle it. Strong women lived in the Big Valley!

Wait, I specifically recall her (Stanwyck's) little "hand bag" pistol being held by her soft kid leather gloves? or was that a .357 magnum?
and OH YES of course they handled guns.