A new policy

[JBloggs]

AND a tshirt idea
I think we could have a diff tshirt every day with our quirky sayings.

 

[JBloggs]

 

[TheBeachHouse]

good policy.

 

[Generic]

Here are a few ideas:

• We love all our guests...
• The answer is 42
• The answer is in the question
• All my beds are comfortable, but some are more comfortable than others
• The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law
• Tell the negative committee that meets in your head to STFU
• Mom was proud of me for owning a business, until she realized I clean toilets for a living.
• I have reservations... want me to tell you what my reservations about you are?
• Don't ask me what I think, you may not like the answer
• Should have written "insane asylum" over the door... I already have the patients.

 

[EmptyNest]

Here are a few ideas:

• We love all our guests...
• The answer is 42
• The answer is in the question
• All my beds are comfortable, but some are more comfortable than others
• The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law
• Tell the negative committee that meets in your head to STFU
• Mom was proud of me for owning a business, until she realized I clean toilets for a living.
• I have reservations... want me to tell you what my reservations about you are?
• Don't ask me what I think, you may not like the answer
• Should have written "insane asylum" over the door... I already have the patients.

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my favorite:
Don't ask me what I think, you may not like the answer

 

[Generic]

Here are a few ideas:

• We love all our guests...
• The answer is 42
• The answer is in the question
• All my beds are comfortable, but some are more comfortable than others
• The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law
• Tell the negative committee that meets in your head to STFU
• Mom was proud of me for owning a business, until she realized I clean toilets for a living.
• I have reservations... want me to tell you what my reservations about you are?
• Don't ask me what I think, you may not like the answer
• Should have written "insane asylum" over the door... I already have the patients.

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Got a few more...
Ask Me What We Call a "Shroud of Touring"
TGIF? Who cares, I'm an innkeeper.
Never anger the breakfast chef... you may regret it.
My other shirt... gives a f___
You want 10% off.. okay... but we're going to economize by not doing the laundry!
I stayed at a hotel instead of a B&B and all I had for breakfast is a mini-box of cereal.
Don't put a knife in the cereal... that's how the last cereal killer got started.
May we suggest that if you are going to annoy the innkeeper, that you wear a red shirt today.
May explode when asked person questions

 

[JBloggs]

 

[EmptyNest]

Here are a few ideas:

• We love all our guests...
• The answer is 42
• The answer is in the question
• All my beds are comfortable, but some are more comfortable than others
• The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law
• Tell the negative committee that meets in your head to STFU
• Mom was proud of me for owning a business, until she realized I clean toilets for a living.
• I have reservations... want me to tell you what my reservations about you are?
• Don't ask me what I think, you may not like the answer
• Should have written "insane asylum" over the door... I already have the patients.

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Got a few more...
Ask Me What We Call a "Shroud of Touring"
TGIF? Who cares, I'm an innkeeper.
Never anger the breakfast chef... you may regret it.
My other shirt... gives a f___
You want 10% off.. okay... but we're going to economize by not doing the laundry!
I stayed at a hotel instead of a B&B and all I had for breakfast is a mini-box of cereal.
Don't put a knife in the cereal... that's how the last cereal killer got started.
May we suggest that if you are going to annoy the innkeeper, that you wear a red shirt today.
May explode when asked person questions
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Someone needs to start printing some t-shirts quick Can you imagine how fast they would sell to innkeepers!!!

 

[Kay Nein]

Mom was proud of me for owning a business, until she realized I clean toilets for a living
That's my favorite. When we talk to anyone about work, it's always "we clean toilets".

 

[gillumhouse]

Mom was proud of me for owning a business, until she realized I clean toilets for a living
That's my favorite. When we talk to anyone about work, it's always "we clean toilets"..

Mom was proud of me for owning a business, until she realized I clean toilets for a living
That's my favorite. When we talk to anyone about work, it's always "we clean toilets".

I once had a guest who told me she determined how much she wanted something by figuring out how many toilets she had to clean to get it.

 

[jmj]

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

 

[Madeleine]

Not my circus, not my monkeys..

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Oh I like that one!

 

[Sunshine]

Not my circus, not my monkeys..

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

A friend of mine also just posted this on fb! LOL!

 

[Generic]

Not my circus, not my monkeys..

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Oh I like that one!
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I found this one today... from Norwegian...
Taste is like the butt. It's divided.

 

[Generic]

Another shirt...
Don't be shy, ask for seconds... we've already judged you.