You're too smart to fall for this

[Madeleine]

Recoded phone message saying your processing account has been locked. Press one to talk to an agent to unlock your account.

 

[Arks]

I get a lot of calls saying they are my credit card processor and my terminal must be upgraded.
I don't have a terminal. Just online and Square CC processing.
But I still fall for it for a millisecond every time they say I need to upgrade my terminal.

 

[JBloggs]

I am getting those upgraded calls too! Funny I don't use a terminal.

 

[JBloggs]

The other one I am getting and they better knock it the heck off is on caller id "Tambourine"

 

[Highlands John]

Press one and then see how long you can waste their time on the phone, ask lots of silly questions and see how long it is before the cotton on.