Funny housekeeper comments

[TheBeachHouse]

At the time, I didn't think it was so funny, but heck, life's too short not to see the humor.
Me, "The guest says he only had one towel. You did that room yesterday."
Her, "I don't know how that happened!"
(I know how it happened, I think we all know how it happened.)

 

[Morticia]

That's the response to everything isn't it?

 

[Morticia]

Remember last year our soap dispensers were filled with water? How did THAT happen?

 

[TheBeachHouse]

That's the response to everything isn't it?.

It is.
How did the TV remote get wrapped in the sheets? "I don't know how that happened."
How did the expensive vacuum cleaner that has been in your possession all morning get broken? "I don't know how that happened."
How did the tip that my friend told me she left disappear? "I don't know how that happened."

 

[Anon Inn]

Its August so I would have a very difficult time seeing this as funny. Clearly if you grit your teeth and said nothing, the mistakes would be even more numerous. Sigh. I don't want to have to check after someone has 'helped' me. But it seems you have to.

 

[Morticia]

That's the response to everything isn't it?.

It is.
How did the TV remote get wrapped in the sheets? "I don't know how that happened."
How did the expensive vacuum cleaner that has been in your possession all morning get broken? "I don't know how that happened."
How did the tip that my friend told me she left disappear? "I don't know how that happened."
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That last one is theft if it wasn't meant for her and she knew it.
We've repaired the vacuum twice this summer. Housekeeper who broke it both times only comes in occasionally now. Yesterday she said, "ah, my old friend,' and dragged the poor vacuum all over.

 

[TheBeachHouse]

That's the response to everything isn't it?.

It is.
How did the TV remote get wrapped in the sheets? "I don't know how that happened."
How did the expensive vacuum cleaner that has been in your possession all morning get broken? "I don't know how that happened."
How did the tip that my friend told me she left disappear? "I don't know how that happened."
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That last one is theft if it wasn't meant for her and she knew it.
We've repaired the vacuum twice this summer. Housekeeper who broke it both times only comes in occasionally now. Yesterday she said, "ah, my old friend,' and dragged the poor vacuum all over.
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We couldn't prove it. Friend told me she intended to leave $20. But she was gone by the time I asked, "How much did that room leave?" "Nothing."
It is possible she simply forgot, but I had a bad feeling about it. Since then, if I want tips to be split, I run upstairs and check before the housekeepers come in.

 

[MtnKeeper]

Here's one:
I had no idea what "Do Not Disturb" sign meant, so I went in anyway.

 

[BananaE29]

Here's one:
I had no idea what "Do Not Disturb" sign meant, so I went in anyway..

Here's one:
I had no idea what "Do Not Disturb" sign meant, so I went in anyway.

This got an outburst! LOL!

 

[MtnKeeper]

Here's one:
I had no idea what "Do Not Disturb" sign meant, so I went in anyway..

Here's one:
I had no idea what "Do Not Disturb" sign meant, so I went in anyway.

This got an outburst! LOL!
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Funny but because other housekeeper told her what it meant after she went in and she didn't want me to know, she didn't tell me the lights didn't work in the bathroom. She had hoped the guest told us and we fixed it so that she didn't have to tell us and admit she had gone in. Those guests left at 6am and we didn't see them, hope they weren't mad.
Thank goodness she was hired just for the summer because her lights are out half the time too (teenage girl). She walked in and asked for the keys to a room because she was going to go back and vacuum it because she hadn't done it the day before. Thank goodness no one had checked in. She took the keys and walked to the other end of the building and came back 3 minutes later to get the vacuum.
Yesterday I found one bathroom glass in the kitchen by the sink after she had cleaned a room - no idea where the matching glass was because she obviously should have taken two out of the room. I was so afraid she had done this that I went to that room and took out both glasses and rewashed them. But now I can't find the matching glass anywhere. Mystery.

 

[Lee2014]

No comment since I am waiting for college to reopen…… Luckily my aunt has seen the maid's real self since awhile there she had pulled the wool over her eyes. That's the good thing about my foot going out on me about two weeks ago and having a week off.